How did he win? LNRFC were more surprised than anyone. Nsa 'Junior' Harrison has a reputation for replacing important tasks with utterly frivolous ones. Not answering important emails because he had to ‘go out.’ For example.
The Tough Challenges Ahead
Bravely reported by Ugo Ekeowa.
Nsa Harrison replaces Olusegun Obansanjo when he is sworn in as
The ceremony was planned for last week but the president elect was cutting the grass on his 20 acre farm which he informs us “takes three whole days for the farm hands”.
Nsa replaces Obasanjo, who plucked him from relative obscurity as a quiet
Overcoming the issue of legitimacy is just one of the tasks facing Nsa.
Nsa’s manifesto had included his headline antipoverty plan which was to provide a pig for every home where the salary was above thirty US dollars/day after means testing. He had also promised to fast track visa applications to the EU and US which proved very popular as shown in pre elections polls.
The president elect is currently overseeing the addition of the ‘Presidential Wing’ to his already substantial farmhouse in the west of
For security reasons Nsa has moved his
Next week we discuss the New ministers and relive the splendor of the inauguration with more exclusive pictures. Any readers with particular issue that they want covered or questions they want the President to answer please write in.